Dear Baking Sheet,
I’m so very sorry.
Take lid off, put trash in, replace lid. It’s really that simple. I know I’m not the only person annoyed by vigilante flys and rouge yogurt cups, do your part and keep it clean!
Dear See’s Lollipops,
Thanks for making me feel young again. Even thought I know you are terrible for my teeth, I don’t care because you are SO delicious.
*Post inspired by windshield diaries.